One time my best friend GARFIELD and I decided to go to a rock concert. Our favorite band the RIDE KIWI were playing. I was so excited I felt like EATING my TOES off. I spent EIGHT days raising enough money to go. The day of the concert I tried to look AS BITCHY as possible. I wore a SHIRT with a large HEART on the front of it. I looked so EISENHOWER!
Autumnal Activities Today the Tree ejaculated. A mid-afternoon quickie, no doubt – Nothin’ else to do today. I heard the seeds first: Skeeting across the ground, Happy to be free. I looked around to find who aroused it so – Who aroused him so – Who brought about that climax and made him germinate In…my…face. [...]
On this great day in history, I address you from atop the mighty bell tower. Bubbles are falling from the sky, but not the soapy kind. Yes, several white cloned cats are rocketing towards the earth at unheard of speeds. But enough about that: I doubt they will die, for cats land on their feet [...]
946 is my purple whino (rhino). One time, long go 946 got up, whint (went) to kool (school). His mommy picked him up. He whuz (was) payin (playing) whit (with) toeez (toys). Daddy whuz (was) wukin (working). 946 payin (playing) in waer (water) whit (with) his fisseez (fishees). 946′s mommy got up and whint (went) [...]
I miss my tree. - posted on 19/03/2012
@VICollege it's a bunch of us translating for our furry friend! - posted on 07/04/2011
Le bonfire es hawt. Meouch. (@katyhaupt, this pun is for you) - posted on 07/04/2011